Awards

At least all the ones we remember

2019 Awards!

• Best In Show - Beyond Thunderdumb
• Rookies Of The Year - The Ladies of Mary Kay
• Best Sabotage - Slammed-I-Am (Though nobody could explain why)
• Best Costumes - Shame Of Thrones
• Best Cart - Beyond Thunderdumb
• Best Bribes - Art Cart
• We're Crafty - CJ Owns
• Good Job? - Further
• Honorary Mention - Dunkin' Donuts (HBC+1)
• Supreme Meme - Saved By The Bell (anybody know what team this was?)
• Primo Provisions - Alice In Weirdland
• We Did It! - The Crayons (anybody know what team this was?)
• Best Use Of Skin - Dick Move
• Most Weaponized - Booty Call
• Most Generous - Slammed-I-Am
• Glowiest - GLOW (King of the Hill Battle Royale Winner!)
• Best Use of Ruvi - Shame of Thrones
• Highest Achievers - Further

Individual Awards

• Taking It For The Team - Peter Pan Costume Guy
• You're Doing It Wrong - Gingher from Booty Call

Challenge & Judge Awards

• Gong Show Winner - Ground Control to Major Tom
• Dukes of Hazzard BBQ - (sorry, can't read the scribble)
• Sidebar - Big Toe Shenanigans (for bribing a child)
• Most Annoying Participant - Mohawk
• First But Last - Ground Control to Major Tom (even though they were neither first, nor last)

2018 Awards!

• Best In Show - Celesticals
• Best Costumes - A Whole Nude World
• Best Cart - Love Boat
• Honorary Mention - 4 Queenies & A Weenie / Scottsdale Yacht Club
• Rookiest - Wasted Potential / Rub a Dub Club
• Craftiest - Tanked Girls / Vermicious Knids
• American Pop Culture - Rampage
• Challenge Photos - The Semen
• Best Meme - Urban Achievers - "Shut The Fuck Up Donny"
• Best Bribes - Celesticals
• Sabotagiest - Ballsagna / Whole Nude World

2017 Awards!

• Best In Show - By The Power Of Greyballs

2016

Team Awards

• Best In Show - Wanna Play House

2015

Team Awards

• Best In Show - Robin Your Dignity
• Team Ramrod got (and I don't see why) "Worst Blood Alcohol Content" or something like that.

2014

Team Awards

• Best in Show - The Book of Moron(s)
• Best Theme - Rocky Road Kill
• Best Bribers - Sex with Miners
• First, but Last - Drunks Just Want to Have Fun
• Last, but First - High & Tight
• Rookies of the Year - Jamaican Bobsled Team
• Best Display of Skin (team) - Olympians
• Best Display of Skin (individuals) - Dixon & Kate (aka - Adam & Eve)
• Best Blood Alcohol Content - Jodi (the fallen angel)
• Worst Blood Alcohol Content - Dangerzone!
• Best Sabotage - Team Fancy Feast?
• Taking it for the Team - Girls with Low Self Esteem
• Zoolander Award - High & Tight
• Best Package - Unbelievable Package Show
• Best Battle Wound - Paul (split his head open at the after party)

2013

Team Awards

• Best In Show - South Park
• Best Theme - Flash Mob!
• Best Sabotage - Moonshiners: Drunk and Stupid
• Best Bribers - Star Whores
• First, but Last - Jedi Mind Fuck
• Last, but First - Smitten Kittens
• Rookies of the Year - Hash Team #69
• Best Display of Skin - Magic Mike
• Taking it for the Team - Whore's Whisperer
• Best Blood Alcohol Content - Reno 911! : The Dangles
• Worst Blood Alcohol Content - Rainbow Dreams
• Worst in Bed - Xmas Candy Cane Team (not sure what their official team name is - if anyone knows)

2012

Team Awards

• Best In Show - Search for the Quest
• Most Aggressive - Occupy Idiotar*d
• Good Job - ??
• We Did It! - ??
• Best Sabotage - ??
• Supreme Theme - ??
• Best Bribe - The Mile High Club
• Primo Provisions - ??
• Keenest Cart - ??

Individual Awards

• ??

2011

Official Times and what not in cool spreadsheet form!
Team Awards

• Best In Show - Wizard of Odd
• Good Job - Red Rocket
• We Did It! - Sparta!
• Best Sabotage - Up Dog
• Supreme Theme - The Jeffs
• Best Bribe - Testicle Squeezers Administration (for all the lovely testical squeezing)
• Primo Provisions - Flipadelphia
• Keenest Cart - Conceptionators (Though there were many way better carts there)

Individual Awards

• Best Display of Skin - The skinned Knees girl from Flash Gordon
• Taking It For The Team - The guy from Recreational Hazard
• Inimitable Injury - The guy that cut his finger on the wine bottle and duct-taped the wound to continue the race
• Coolest Accoutrements - P-Mo from the TSA
• Best Use of Corndogs - Judge Aunnie (Pink Boa)
• Best Fake Stop - Meelosh (Write-in award)

We also have several other unclaimed "Write-In" awards. If you think you won (or should win) one, email the azcacophony email list and tell us what we missed!
Judges Awards:

• Most Annoying - White Knuckle Anal Probe
• Best Foam - Nurse Ratchet
• Most Broke-Down Cart - Dexter's
• Most Fertile - Rick & Jim
• Most Flexible - Kendra Smurf
• Most Sexy Smurf Friction - Papa Smurf & Kendra
• Most Handsome Official - Gabe (& Best Penmanship)
• Best Crotching, but Worst Elbowing - Kendra Smurf
• Best Birthday - "Whoever had the birthday"
• Best Question - John Cordova (procrastinator)
• Total Douche - Conceptionators

2010

• Best In Show - Solid Gold II
• Best Cheaters - Ninja CARTel
• Best DeDoucher - Kodama Backbone
• Best Use of Naughty Bits - Chippendales Tour Bus (Thanks Lynn)
• Third Time's the Charm - THE C.U.N.T.s

Wow, our memory is getting bad, huh?

2009

• Best In Show - Solid Gold
• Last Place - Muff Mondays
• Good Try - Justice League
• Second Place - Redneck Wedding Party
• Best Sabotage - Screaming Fetuses
• Best Theme - Sabotage-A-Rods
• Taking it for the Team - Menace II Sobriety
• Best Bribe - Mystery Inc.
• Took the Race way too Serious Award* - Team Grrrrr

*Not an official award, but they did get a cash prize anyhow.

2008

• 1st Place - Five Girls, One Cup
• Best Theme/Cart - Pimps & Hos

That's all of the awards that we can remember. Sorry.

2007

• 1st Place - Double Team
• 2nd Place - Dance Dance Armageddon
• Best Sabotage - Renegade Rollercart Girls
• Creepiest Team - Candy Van
• Best Cart Modifications - Cone Gallery
• Best Use Of Inflatables - Hooray Beer!
• Longest Capes - Fily Yaks