It's that time. Grab your Santa Suit and get ready for a fine evening of good wholesome fun!

2017 Phoenix Santarchy

Saturday, December 09th, 2017

7PM - 2AM


A brand new year is upon us. With it brings a brand new Santarchy in a Brand New Location. Also, Santa Pantsmaker is back.

Have you been naughty? Or have you been very naughty?

Bring a New unwrapped toy, to drop off with Santa Larry. Help give some Arizona kids a smile on Christmas. (Personally, this Santa likes giving the educational and science-type toys...)

We are meeting at a totally new Santa spot in Downtown Phoenix! Stay Tuned!

ho ho ho

PS, Do not go to the Scottsdale Santa Crawl. It is $20 per person and has nothing to do with the event that you all know and love. Us Cacophonists believe that Christmas and its usher, Santa Claus, should be free.

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NOTE: There is no Swaggle this year. Please use twitter for real time updates. Also the facebook is apparently what the kids are using these days.