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Pre-Registered Teams

Teams are manually added here after they are registered and paid!

2012 Teams

(Updated Wed, February 1st, 2012 11:42 MST)
  1. Whiskey Richard
  2. You Show Me Yours & I'll Show You Mime
  3. Baywatch!
  4. The Misfit Sex Toys
  5. Phoenix Hash House Harriers
  6. Mike's Friendly Drunk Bums...in Shitty Homemade Pac-Man Costumes!
  7. Seal Team 5
  8. Occupy Fighter Street
  9. Mush Puppies
  10. Pokey's Peeps
  11. The Gumby Shit Show
  12. White Knuckle Ass Fuck
  13. Hooters
  14. Drunken Divas
  15. The Not So Carebears
  16. Beads for Boobs
  17. Mellifluous Mer-People
  18. Saved By The Beers
  19. Loaded Land Sharks
  20. Team Hot Dog
  21. Menace To Sobriety
  22. Faded Fanatics
  23. Big Trouble in Little Vagina
  24. Vegas Baby
  25. DD
  26. Channel 4 News Team
  27. Wes Mantooth and the Rival News Team
  28. Las Reynas le la Lucha Libre
  29. Sgt. Peppers
  30. Hells Angels
  31. Sinners and Taints
  32. Occupy Idiotarod
  33. Mile High Club
  34. Bet My BAC Is Higher Than Yours
  35. V is for Valkyrie
  36. Search for the Quest
  37. The Smurfs
  38. Franks & Dreams
  39. The Bad Touch
  40. Turtle Soup

2011 Teams

(Updated Mon, January 31st, 2011 15:30 MST)
  1. Les Schtroumpfs
  2. Conceptionators
  3. Recreational Hazard
  4. Sparta!
  5. Quadzillafunk
  6. #2
  7. Mourning Fyre Department
  8. The Valley Pizza Squad
  9. Testicle Squeezers Administration (TSA)
  10. Power Rangers
  11. Pushin' Miss Daisy
  12. Hot Tub Time Machine
  13. Balto's Bitch
  14. White Knuckle Anal Probe
  15. Wizard Of Odd
  16. Flipadelphia
  17. Tent City Runaways
  18. UpDog
  19. Team Bromsa (Name TBD)
  20. Santanism
  21. 28 Drinks Later
  22. Red Rocket
  23. The Jeffs
  24. Funky Killa Beez
  25. Basket Case
  26. I Cream On Genie
  27. Team Flash Gordon
  28. Octopussies
  29. Dexter's Dark Passengers
  30. The Shizz
  31. Sole-ja Boys
  32. NASCART Bootleggers
  33. Smells Like Cabbage
  34. 2 Hot 2 Touch
  35. Birthday Brats
  36. Sesame Street Whores

2010 Teams

  1. White Knuckle Ass Fuck
  2. Labatt Blue
  3. Section 8
  4. The Double Dastards
  5. The C.U.N.T.s
  6. Spaceballs
  7. Beersled Boobjob Bobhelmet Bombshells aka B(4)
  8. Lucho Librarians
  9. Drecky's Debacle
  10. Tiger Woods' Black-Thai Affair
  11. Chippendales Tour Bus
  12. Village People
  13. Chicken / Egg Conundrum
  14. Blaster Masters
  15. l'Arc en Ciel de Fragonard
  16. Stick It In Your Rabbit Hole
  17. Trojan Whoriors
  18. Sam Pewitt
  19. The Flying Wasp
  20. Team Banana Hammock (PH3)
  21. Holy Rollers
  22. What Would Baby Jesus Do?
  23. Pijahama Punks
  24. B52 Prom Queens
  25. Tetris Blockade
  26. Team Fist Pump
  27. DWI: Drunken Winged Idiots
  28. Flipadelphia
  29. Team BADASS
And a whole shit-ton of walk-up "day of race" teams. If you have proof you had a team here, send it over so we can add it to the list!

2009 Teams

  1. The Justice League*
  2. C.U.Next.Thursday.S.*
  3. Grrrrr*
  4. Menace II Sobriety*
  5. Sinful Saints*
  6. Holy Rollers from Hell*
  7. Engine Engine #9*
  8. Sabotage-a-rods!*
  9. Monty Marathon and the Quest for the Holy Ale*
  10. Screaming Fetuses*
  • Fucking Flamingos
  • Dale's Slut Puppys
  • Urban Hair
  • Mystery, Inc.
  • Naan Sense
  • evil baby pimp/hos from seventies disco porn era, with 'staches
  • Crazy Cart-rate Clan
  • Muff Mondays
  • The BAMFS I
  • E = Mass Confusion Squared
  • The BAMFS II
  • Redneck Wedding Party
  • Team RamRod
  • Skirvy and the Poopdecks
  • Snow Dogs in Heat
  • Team Bear
  • Fresh & Easy
  • Obamacade
  • You Meddling Kids
  • Rich Bitches to Rag Hags
  • Team Detroit Rock
  • Pusha La Lucha
  • The American Idiots
  • Last Minute Shot

* Denotes pre-paid teams
(We Love pre-paid teams)

2008 Teams

  • The Greatfuls
  • 10-90s
  • C.U.N.T.
  • Winks Wanks
  • Leg Humper Express
  • Deviant Playground
  • Swim Team
  • EasterBunny Cart
  • E's Urban Hair
  • Chicanery Chics and the WMDs
  • 5 Girls, 1 Cup
  • Pimps & Hos
  • Air Cart One
If you have proof that you had a team in 2008, please send it over so we can add it to the list!

2007 Teams

  • Dance Dance Armageddon
  • Renegade Rollercart Girls
  • Candy Van
  • Cone Gallery
  • Hooray Beer!
  • Fily Yaks
  • Double Team
If you have proof that you had a team in our inaugural year, please send it over so we can add it to the list!

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