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2019 Teams

(Last updated 02/05/2019 @18:45)
  1. N/A (Team Vaughn)
  2. Further
  3. HBC+1
  4. Shame Of Thrones
  5. Drag Race
  6. GLOW
  7. Beyond Thunderdumb
  8. Booty Call
  9. Dick Move
  10. Alice in Weirdland
  11. Redheaded Stepchildren
  12. CJ Owns
  13. Who Knows (Team Antonelli)
  14. KENtergarten
  15. Big Toe Shenanigans
  16. The Drunkels
  17. The Cosmonauts
  18. Slammed-I-Am
  19. Hot GLOW Guns
  20. Art Cart
  21. Ben and Jen 42
  22. Las Cabronas
  23. Artfully Rogue
  24. Ground Control to Major Tom
  25. The Ladies of MARY KAY
  26. Think Outside The Bird Box
  27. WKAF does SBTB
  28. Regency Playmates
  29. Peter Pandemonium

2018 Teams

(Last updated 02/01/2018)
  1. Rampage!
  2. The Love Boat
  3. The Regal Beagles
  4. Wasted Potential
  5. Celesticals
  6. Celesticals
  7. Swan Lake
  8. Blurry Road
  9. I'm Better When I'm Drunk
  10. Wetter Is Better
  11. Team Name
  12. Mischief Managed
  13. The Semen
  14. Troll-Licious Unit
  15. TrollZillas Unit
  16. The Social Cripples
  17. Helena Bonham CARTers
  18. Scottsdale Yacht Club
  19. Tanked Girls
  20. Buttery Males
  21. No Diggity No Dog
  22. Rub-A-Dub-Club
  23. Vermicious Knids
  24. Tide Pod Challenge
  25. Nintendoids
  26. A Whole Nude World
  27. Those Meddling Kids
  28. Mommas Lettin' Loose
  29. The Regal Beagles
  30. Wiznards

2017 Teams

(Last updated 2/10/2017)
  1. Pussygate 2016
  2. Team Mad Max
  3. Settlers of Cartan
  4. Down & Dirty
  5. CJ Ownz
  6. The Fabulous eX-Men
  7. El Toro Loco
  8. The Black Lodge Society
  9. Happy Hands
  10. Home Field Advantage
  11. Tarot Carts
  12. ExeCLUEtioners
  13. ACockalypse
  14. Perpetually Plastered Purple Cobras
  15. The Golden Shower
  16. Purgettes
  17. Here Again
  18. French Quartets
  19. Bar Trek - The Final Fun-tier
  20. Roe vs. Wade
  21. Leah's Fears
  22. Five in the Pink
  23. By the Power of Grayballs
  24. Thanks Be To G!
  25. The Rascals
  26. The Eh Team
  27. Damsels in Dis Dress
  28. TROLLIN
  29. Rick and Morty for a hundred beers
  30. Pirate Chicks Out Chasing Booty
  31. Just Lei'd

2016 Teams

(Updated February 19, 2016)
  1. Four Whore and Seven Beers
  2. The Smirkin Mirkins
  3. Carts Against Humanity
  4. WIlson Baby
  5. Dangerous Pointy Things
  6. Magical Mystery
  7. The Dude Abides
  8. The Sheriff is Near
  9. Cartford Wives
  10. Furry Road
  11. The Ten Coconuts
  12. Fury Road
  13. Bannana Stand Coke Heads
  14. The Dead Rockers
  15. Vomit Comit
  16. Insane Clown Cart
  17. Fantastic Voyeurs
  18. Wanna Play House
  19. Grandma Wrinkles Unicorn Power
  20. Holy Rollers
  21. No Scrubs
  22. Intoxicated kitty cats
  23. crazy make up...
  24. Cat Scratch Fever
  25. Jed-I Need a Drink
  26. Kibble and Tits
  27. Kart Kapers 64
  28. brown paper bags
  29. Avery's Avengers
  30. (CART)EL

2015 Teams

(Updated February 5th, 2015 18:45 PST)
  1. Robin Your Dignity
  2. Skunk as Drunk
  3. Dirty Daisies
  4. Talking Dicks
  5. Death Cart
  6. The Gutterpups
  7. Looney Tunes
  8. White Russians
  9. Spice Girls
  10. N'Sync
  11. Carebear Stare
  12. Nice Dreamz
  13. Jurassic Cart
  14. Supermarket Sweep
  15. Clitty Clitty Gang Bang
  16. Ghostbustaloaders
  17. Drunknar
  18. Too Fat To Kidnap
  19. Magnificent Marvels Of Subarbia
  20. Upper Deckers
  21. Team Ramrod
  22. Bum Fights H3
  23. Hippies for Titties
  24. Black Pat and His Colored Friends
  25. Sexually Treated Deviants
  26. Klutzy Klown Khaos
  27. Delta House
  28. The Wolf Pack
  29. Hawt Wheels
  30. Swinging Dicks
  31. Off Like A Prom Dress
  32. Pillaged, Plundered & Plastered
  33. Pieces of Resistance
  34. HBC+
  35. Kissing Booth

2014 Teams

(Updated Friday January 31st 2014 00:00 PST)
  1. Sweatin' To The Oldies
  2. Tipsy Truffles
  3. Balls On Chin
  4. Sex With Miners
  5. The Bible
  6. Captain Evans's team (TBD)
  7. The SCREAM! Team
  8. Unbelievable Package Show
  9. We Put The Ass In Assassin
  10. Willy's Wanker
  11. One Brain Cell
  12. Out Cold
  13. 2 Fast 2 Funerals
  14. Rocky Road Kill
  15. River Charms
  16. ISIS
  17. Hashtards
  18. Heisenberg's Homies
  19. Olympians
  20. Bootilicious Booty Calls
  21. Large Marge and the Triple Wides
  22. Adventure Time
  23. FilmBar
  24. Incest Is Best
  25. What Does The Fox Drink?
  26. LumberJack Offs
  27. Carts Against Humanity
  28. Feelin' Horny
  29. The Lone Rangers
  30. The Abusement Park
  31. Jamaican Bobsled Team
  32. Dangerzone!
  33. Can't Stop, Won't Stop
  34. Drunks Just Want To Have Fun!
  35. High & Tight
  36. Don't touch me there...I need an Adult!

2013 Teams

(Updated Thu, February, 7th 2013 18:51 PST)/
  1. Doug & The Creamrights
  2. Smitten Kittens
  3. Flash Mob!
  4. Peeps!
  5. Dastardly Derby Darlins
  6. Bankers From Boston
  7. Phoenix 911 Paddywagon
  8. Magic Mike
  9. South Park
  10. Team Take Out
  11. The Muffery
  12. Mythical Creatures
  13. Team Zampino (TBD)
  14. Taste My Rainbow
  15. The Price is Wrong
  16. 3-2-1 Contact Concordia
  17. Jedi Mind-Fuck
  18. Whore's Whisperer
  19. Moonshiners: Drunk and Stupid
  20. Grumpy Cat Fever
  21. Professional Bad Decision Makers Incorporated
  22. Team Kinser (TBD)
  23. It's Mario
  24. Reno 911!: The Dangles
  25. Cheese & Chile
  26. Despicable Us
  27. Fuck Lowe's
  28. Team Williamson
  29. Star Whores
  30. BHRHJ
  31. 1st United Cart Killers
  32. Oreo Delight
  33. Hash Team #69
  34. The Glorious Holes
  35. Larry's Angels
  36. All In On Glow Worm
  37. Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me
  38. Rainbow Dreams
  39. The Fat Tuesdays

2012 Teams

(Updated Wed, February 1st, 2012 11:42 MST)
  1. Whiskey Richard
  2. You Show Me Yours & I'll Show You Mime
  3. Baywatch!
  4. The Misfit Sex Toys
  5. Phoenix Hash House Harriers
  6. Mike's Friendly Drunk Bums...in Shitty Homemade Pac-Man Costumes!
  7. Seal Team 5
  8. Occupy Fighter Street
  9. Mush Puppies
  10. Pokey's Peeps
  11. The Gumby Shit Show
  12. White Knuckle Ass Fuck
  13. Hooters
  14. Drunken Divas
  15. The Not So Carebears
  16. Beads for Boobs
  17. Mellifluous Mer-People
  18. Saved By The Beers
  19. Loaded Land Sharks
  20. Team Hot Dog
  21. Menace To Sobriety
  22. Faded Fanatics
  23. Big Trouble in Little Vagina
  24. Vegas Baby
  25. DD
  26. Channel 4 News Team
  27. Wes Mantooth and the Rival News Team
  28. Las Reynas le la Lucha Libre
  29. Sgt. Peppers
  30. Hells Angels
  31. Sinners and Taints
  32. Occupy Idiotar*d
  33. Mile High Club
  34. Bet My BAC Is Higher Than Yours
  35. V is for Valkyrie
  36. Search for the Quest
  37. The Smurfs
  38. Franks & Dreams
  39. The Bad Touch
  40. Turtle Soup

2011 Teams

(Updated Mon, January 31st, 2011 15:30 MST)
  1. Les Schtroumpfs
  2. Conceptionators
  3. Recreational Hazard
  4. Sparta!
  5. Quadzillafunk
  6. #2
  7. Mourning Fyre Department
  8. The Valley Pizza Squad
  9. Testicle Squeezers Administration (TSA)
  10. Power Rangers
  11. Pushin' Miss Daisy
  12. Hot Tub Time Machine
  13. Balto's Bitch
  14. White Knuckle Anal Probe
  15. Wizard Of Odd
  16. Flipadelphia
  17. Tent City Runaways
  18. UpDog
  19. Team Bromsa (Name TBD)
  20. Santanism
  21. 28 Drinks Later
  22. Red Rocket
  23. The Jeffs
  24. Funky Killa Beez
  25. Basket Case
  26. I Cream On Genie
  27. Team Flash Gordon
  28. Octopussies
  29. Dexter's Dark Passengers
  30. The Shizz
  31. Sole-ja Boys
  32. NASCART Bootleggers
  33. Smells Like Cabbage
  34. 2 Hot 2 Touch
  35. Birthday Brats
  36. Sesame Street Whores

2010 Teams

  1. White Knuckle Ass Fuck
  2. Labatt Blue
  3. Section 8
  4. The Double Dastards
  5. The C.U.N.T.s
  6. Spaceballs
  7. Beersled Boobjob Bobhelmet Bombshells aka B(4)
  8. Lucho Librarians
  9. Drecky's Debacle
  10. Tiger Woods' Black-Thai Affair
  11. Chippendales Tour Bus
  12. Village People
  13. Chicken / Egg Conundrum
  14. Blaster Masters
  15. l'Arc en Ciel de Fragonard
  16. Stick It In Your Rabbit Hole
  17. Trojan Whoriors
  18. Sam Pewitt
  19. The Flying Wasp
  20. Team Banana Hammock (PH3)
  21. Holy Rollers
  22. What Would Baby Jesus Do?
  23. Pijahama Punks
  24. B52 Prom Queens
  25. Tetris Blockade
  26. Team Fist Pump
  27. DWI: Drunken Winged Idiots
  28. Flipadelphia
  29. Team BADASS
And a whole shit-ton of walk-up "day of race" teams. If you have proof you had a team here, send it over so we can add it to the list!

2009 Teams

  1. The Justice League*
  2. C.U.Next.Thursday.S.*
  3. Grrrrr*
  4. Menace II Sobriety*
  5. Sinful Saints*
  6. Holy Rollers from Hell*
  7. Engine Engine #9*
  8. Sabotage-a-rods!*
  9. Monty Marathon and the Quest for the Holy Ale*
  10. Screaming Fetuses*
  • Fucking Flamingos
  • Dale's Slut Puppys
  • Urban Hair
  • Mystery, Inc.
  • Naan Sense
  • evil baby pimp/hos from seventies disco porn era, with 'staches
  • Crazy Cart-rate Clan
  • Muff Mondays
  • The BAMFS I
  • E = Mass Confusion Squared
  • The BAMFS II
  • Redneck Wedding Party
  • Team RamRod
  • Skirvy and the Poopdecks
  • Snow Dogs in Heat
  • Team Bear
  • Fresh & Easy
  • Obamacade
  • You Meddling Kids
  • Rich Bitches to Rag Hags
  • Team Detroit Rock
  • Pusha La Lucha
  • The American Idiots
  • Last Minute Shot

* Denotes pre-paid teams
(We Love pre-paid teams)

2008 Teams

  • The Greatfuls
  • 10-90s
  • C.U.N.T.
  • Winks Wanks
  • Leg Humper Express
  • Deviant Playground
  • Swim Team
  • EasterBunny Cart
  • E's Urban Hair
  • Chicanery Chics and the WMDs
  • 5 Girls, 1 Cup
  • Pimps & Hos
  • Air Cart One
If you have proof that you had a team in 2008, please send it over so we can add it to the list!

2007 Teams

  • Dance Dance Armageddon
  • Renegade Rollercart Girls
  • Candy Van
  • Cone Gallery
  • Hooray Beer!
  • Fily Yaks
  • Double Team
If you have proof that you had a team in our inaugural year, please send it over so we can add it to the list!