Phoenix Idiotarod

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Official Race Results

2011

Official Times and what not in cool spreadsheet form!

Team Awards

• Best In Show - Wizard of Odd
• Good Job - Red Rocket
• We Did It! - Sparta!
• Best Sabotage - Up Dog
• Supreme Theme - The Jeffs
• Best Bribe - Testicle Squeezers Administration (for all the lovely testical squeezing)
• Primo Provisions - Flipadelphia
• Keenest Cart - Conceptionators (Though there were many way better carts there)

Individual Awards

• Best Display of Skin - The skinned Knees girl from Flash Gordon
• Taking It For The Team - The guy from Recreational Hazard
• Inimitable Injury - The guy that cut his finger on the wine bottle and duct-taped the wound to continue the race
• Coolest Accoutrements - P-Mo from the TSA
• Best Use of Corndogs - Judge Aunnie (Pink Boa)
• Best Fake Stop - Meelosh (Write-in award)

We also have several other unclaimed "Write-In" awards. If you think you won (or should win) one, email the azcacophony email list and tell us what we missed!

Judges Awards:

• Most Annoying - White Knuckle Anal Probe
• Best Foam - Nurse Ratchet
• Most Broke-Down Cart - Dexter's
• Most Fertile - Rick & Jim
• Most Flexible - Kendra Smurf
• Most Sexy Smurf Friction - Papa Smurf & Kendra
• Most Handsome Official - Gabe (& Best Penmanship)
• Best Crotching, but Worst Elbowing - Kendra Smurf
• Best Birthday - "Whoever had the birthday"
• Best Question - John Cordova (procrastinator)
• Total Douche - Conceptionators

2010

• Best In Show - Solid Gold II
• Best DeDoucher - Kodama Backbone

Wow, our memory is getting bad, huh?

2009

• Best In Show - Solid Gold
• Last Place - Muff Mondays
• Good Try - Justice League
• Second Place - Redneck Wedding Party
• Best Sabotage - Screaming Fetuses
• Best Theme - Sabotage-A-Rods
• Taking it for the Team - Menace II Sobriety
• Best Bribe - Mystery Inc.
• Took the Race way too Serious Award* - Team Grrrrr

*Not an official award, but they did get a cash prize anyhow.

2008

• 1st Place - Five Girls, One Cup
• Best Theme/Cart - Pimps & Hos

That's all of the awards that we can remember. Sorry.

2007

• 1st Place - Double Team
• 2nd Place - Dance Dance Armageddon
• Best Sabotage - Renegade Rollercart Girls
• Creepiest Team - Candy Van
• Best Cart Modifications - Cone Gallery
• Best Use Of Inflatables - Hooray Beer!
• Longest Capes - Fily Yaks